jokebud:

jokebud:

if your daily routine doesnt have a three hour rummage session through some neighbors garbage youre doing it wrong and fuc k you 

if you dont look like this from 1-4am !  go fuck yourself 

jackwynand:

open-plan-infinity:

zainstour:

can u believe…there are people…who get loved everyday…..by someone who truly cares about them and their wellbeing…and they dont doubt for one second that they’re loved….amazing

source?

tsunderrated:

girl121796:

quite honestly im walking into 2017 with a knife 

EXPERIMENT 1000 degree knife VS 2017

pollofrita:

thesylverlining:

redpyros:

man me a sand

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

what the fuck happened to our collective sense of humor like this is so stupid yet here I am stifling laughter in an opera rehearsal

undereyelouisvuittons:

undereyelouisvuittons:

The shame and panic u feel on iMessage when you’re trying to find the perfect emoji and you’re taking too long and they can see u typing for 4 minutes for a one sentence text

I need to hit a wider audience and reach out to the android market
The shame and panic you feel when you’re using an android

torracat:

abandonedprogram:

torracat:

‘Lms if you read’ But That’s So Much Work

Why Do You Type Like This

z-nogyrop:

when ur notp is everywhere